POPPILOCKS AND THE THREE ZEBRAS
once upon a time, in a woods far far away.. there lived a hut made of dried grass. in that hut made of dried grass there lived 3 lil zebras.. ELAINE, ALICE & QIAN NING.
one day, elaine was cooking grass for breakfast (of which of cos it's inedible).
"ooo!!!! the grass is still damn hot! why not we take a lil walkie in the woods while waiting for it to cool down to room temperature!" said elaine
"ooo!! good idea!" said alice.
"ooo! walkie walkie!!!" replied qian ning.
so off they went for their walkie.
somewhere in the woods, there was a lil bolster called "Poppilocks". she was the cutest lil bolster in her village. she was happily plucking flowers so that she could give her boyfriend.(errrs.. though no one knew who her boyfriend is). she wandered.. and wandered.. she forgotten what her mammies told her.
"DO NOT wander to far into the woods! there got wild ferocious beasts that will rip ya head off!"
she wandered until she that hut. poppilocks thought that those living in the woods are so dumb that they do not lock their huts. but she was wrong.. the 3 zebras installed a padlock at their door!
poppilocks thought to herself
"hmmm.. what if i use my jutsu to open the door?"
"EYES GLOW IN THE DARK!!!!!!!!! WAGHS!!!!!!!"
BLAST! the door was opened!
poppilocks went to explore the hut. she saw 3 bowls of cooked grass. she was curious.
"ooo!! this is intresting! i shall try it!"
she scooped some grasses from qianning's food dish.
"eww!!! too sour!"
she scooped some grasses from elaine's.
"ewww!!! too bitter!!!!"
she scooped some grasses from alice's.
"ewww!!!!! too fishy!!!!"
she then proceeded to the lounge.
poppilocks sat in qianning's chair.
" ooof! too hard!!!"
she sat on elaine's chair.
" ahhs!! too saggy!!!"
she sat on alice's chair.
"ahhs! just nice!"
suddenly.. "kacha!"
alice's chair was broken and poppilocks fell on her ass.
with a painful ass, poppilocks went to explore the sleeping room.
she slept on qianning's bed.
"too hard!!!!!"
she slept on elaine's bed.
"too soft!!!!!!!"
she slept on alice's bed.
"ahhs! just nice!"
before she knew it, she fell into deep slumber.
the 3 zebras returned from their walkie. they were shocked! their door was forced.. OPEN !
they went to their kitchen.
"someone has eaten my grass!" cried qianning
"someone has eaten my grass!!" cried elaine
"SOMEONE HAS EATEN MY GRASS!!!!!" wailed alice.
they proceeded to the sitting lounge.
"someone has sat on me chair!" cried qianning
"someone has sat on my chair!!" cried elaine
"MY CHAIR'S BROKEN!!!" wailed alice.
the 3 zebras felt something was fishy.
they went to their slleping room.
"someone has slept on my bed!" cried qianning
"someone slept on my bed!!" cried elaine
"SOMEONE..ehhhs?!!! who's that?"
there was poppilocks.. sleeping soundly like a pebble.
poppilocks was awaken by the stench of the 3 zebras' breaths.
"AHHHHS!!!!!" screamed poppilocks
"AHHHHS!!!!!!" ballowed the 3 zebras.
in terror, poppilocks ran away.. fearing that the zebras as those beast which her mammies told her.
the 3 zebras starred a far.. wondering what on earth poppilocks is.
THE END! (:
